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Hey gals! I love to laugh, and there's nothing better at the end of a long day with the kiddos than reading something so hilarious that it makes me snarf my wine! So share your favorite funny post (yours or someone else's), and let's start laughing!
I'll start! Mine is called "I told you to get your HANDS out of your BUTT!!"
So tough to pick just one!
Oh dear! I totally felt for you when I read that... I used to put my son on a leash too. It was for his own safety, because he'd just run off with no concept of any danger and he's a fast little bugger, so I wanted to make sure he stayed safe. Boy, did I get some nasty looks from people! No one actually said anything mean, but I got some really awful glares. Unfortunately the leash was attached to a monkey backpack, so that every time someone saw us we would get a comment like, "Hey, kid -- time to get the monkey off your back!" Everyone thought they were being clever and original, and we smiled and nodded indulgently for as long as we could stand it, then we just started ignoring people altogether. Crazy days. You might be interested in my post, "It's the best of times, it's the worst of times." It chronicles the crazy goings-on of one of my worst days. It's reading stuff like this from other mommies that reminds you you're not alone! Thanks for sharing!
Haha! That was hysterical! Just for the record, I always choose the handicapped fitting room too, because I know I can fit the whole cart in there (with my daughter strapped in) and won't have to deal with my daughter running about and frantically trying to escape under the door. I can totally identify! I haven't found my first gray yet, but then I probably wouldn't even know, as I color my hair fairly regularly and plan on continuing to do so for as long as my husband believes this is my natural hair color. LOL! Thanks for the laugh!
So funny! I just went to the guy who has been doing my hair for years. When I told him I'm ready to start getting color again, but this time to hide the gray, he said "honey, it's a recession! Save your money - call it tinsel and call it a day."
Think I might have to put it that on a t-shirt.
Thanks for a good laugh!
This is definitely mine! I love this kid!
This is such a great idea! I love this list so far. I just posted on my site on The P Factor - pee pee, poop and penises. If I haven't lost you yet check it out: http://4badmommies.com
Oh my gosh... I laughed out loud on that one!!! There's so much I can identify with... in fact, just last night I was awakened by my son's wail... "Mooooommmmmmmeeeeeeeee....." at 3:30 in the morning. He had wet the bed. Now, he wears a pull-up to bed, so wetting the bed through the pullup is a feat in itself. How he accomplishes turning his sleeping area into a swimming pool is completely beyond me. He was dripping wet from his collar to his ankles.
He also refuses to wash his hands after pottying. He says he doesn't touch anything, so his hands aren't dirty (he is actually able to pee without holding his "parts" and get it in the potty... I guess I should be thankful for that). When he poops, I still help him wipe, after which time he informs me that, since I was the one to wipe his butt, I should be the one to wash my hands, and he struts off, leaving me fuming. BOYS!!! Thanks for the funny!
If you want another laugh, stop by my blog and read my most recent post, titled "My Husband has Foot-in-Mouth Disorder." This one pokes fun at my hubby, but I've been told it's even funnier than my butt post!
I'm sending you a friend request! :-)