** School doesn't start for 10 more weeks (but who's counting?).   ** It's gonna be a LONG summer.   ** If it happened on Scooby Doo, then it must be true.   ** I've visited pretty much every public restroom from here to Timbuktu.   ** Hugh Hefner's fiancee must've realized that she'd have to have sex with an old man.   ** It's all fun and games till you find a turd in the pool.   ** An ad for…