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Hi! This is a great site. I didn't realise how many of us mothers were blogging. Mine tends to be a bit grumpy. I think it's fair to say that I'm not a natural mother! You can find my mutterings and…Continue
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Just when you think it’s safe to raise your head above the parental parapet, the
Gods of Motherhood catapult another cowpat at you.
This week, dear
reader, it’s nits.
I spied my daughter surreptitiously scratching whilst
she was watching telly. Our eyes met. Mine narrowed.
I've just given in and allowed Child A to have a packet of Maltesers for breakfast. Before you start Googling the number for Social Services, let me explain a bit.
If I had my way, she'd be eating organic oats rolled between the thighs of virgin Disney Princesses, slathered in pro-biotic yoghurt laced with Omega-3 and scattered with 14 different types of fruit. Sadly, I've as much chance of becoming…