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True Love: A Shart Story

Sometimes as writers, we find inspiration from the posts of our blogger friends.  Sometimes, they are profound and sometimes they are about, well, poop.  I have no idea exactly who started this topic trend, but here is my story. A month after my husband and I became engaged, we decided to take a trip to Thailand.  We wanted to go somewhere exotic and somewhere that we would never venture, once I got knocked up.  I picked Thailand because it gave me a feeling of the forbidden, historical and…See More
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Curse of the Copycat Child

Yesterday, while on the phone with a friend, I forgot that I had a kid and let the word “b#$^*” slip out.  Babyface was quietly playing with her Polly Pockets in the dining room.  Out of sight, out of mind, right? I didn’t even catch myself in the act.  Instead, I heard, “Mommy, what did you say?”  Ruh roh.  I did a mental rewind and pinpointed the word my little…See More
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Mommy's TV Time

I tried to watch Homeland the other day and I had to rewind the first five minutes five times, before I turned it off.  Not because it isn’t a great show.  I’m sure it is.  I couldn’t watch it because of my attention span.  After having my four-year-old, my attention span is that of, well…a four-year-old. The minute my daughter’s head hits the pillow, I run to the recliner and meditate during reality TV, the CW and comedies or dramas about parents.  As long as I’m wearing yoga pants and do…See More
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One Confident MILF

In my early 20s, I would go to a party or a bar with my flirting-able girlfriends and watch them get the guys, while I waited to be the DD.  I could put on my best dress, spend an hour on my hair and even make an awkward attempt at winking, but I would always be the one standing by the door with the keys.  Occasionally, some drunken guy, who decided to be my dance partner without asking, would approach me with his butt in the air and I would make a wild dash to the ladies lounge. At the time, I…See More
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One Confident MILF

In my early 20s, I would go to a party or a bar with my flirting-able girlfriends and watch them get the guys, while I waited to be the DD.  I could put on my best dress, spend an hour on my hair and even make an awkward attempt at winking, but I would always be the one standing by the door with the keys.  Occasionally, some drunken guy, who decided to be my dance partner without asking, would approach me with his butt in the air and I would make a wild dash to the ladies lounge. At the time, I…See More
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Badge Of Courage

A couple of weeks ago, I took my daughter to get her flu shot at our local, private clinic.  They have those come-one, come-all express days, where you stand in a line, fill out a yellow sheet claiming crazy things like you’ve never been severely ill after the flu shot, you’re not allergic to eggs and you’ve never had Guillain-Barre Syndrome.  Of course, I mark “no” on all and never give the list a second thought.  Guillain-Barre has got to be pretty rare, right? My daughter had a cold, so the…See More
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Badge Of Courage

A couple of weeks ago, I took my daughter to get her flu shot at our local, private clinic.  They have those come-one, come-all express days, where you stand in a line, fill out a yellow sheet claiming crazy things like you’ve never been severely ill after the flu shot, you’re not allergic to eggs and you’ve never had Guillain-Barre Syndrome.  Of course, I mark “no” on all and never give the list a second thought.  Guillain-Barre has got to be pretty rare, right? My daughter had a cold, so the…See More
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Bum Cholera and Zombie Juice

My daughter was nowhere in sight.  I’m always the first to panic when our kids disappear at the park.   I panic like a mommy with an only child. I circled the playground; not caring if the sand filled my shoes or a swing smacked me from the side, until I spotted the back of Babyface.  She was going in for the kill.  She had cupped and dipped both hands into the child-made well of water that settled underneath the spout.  Some kid had strategically covered the drain with sand, so it was…See More
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Bum Cholera and Zombie Juice

My daughter was nowhere in sight.  I’m always the first to panic when our kids disappear at the park.   I panic like a mommy with an only child. I circled the playground; not caring if the sand filled my shoes or a swing smacked me from the side, until I spotted the back of Babyface.  She was going in for the kill.  She had cupped and dipped both hands into the child-made well of water that settled underneath the spout.  Some kid had strategically covered the drain with sand, so it was…See More
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My Football Fever Is Contagious

I am about to utter words that I never thought would leave my mouth or be tapped by my fingers.  Words that when put together once invoked nausea.  Words that my husband probably prayed for BEFORE his own health.  The words: I LOVE FOOTBALL.  That’s it, everyone, hell has officially frozen over.  Global warming will soon come to a close. If you had asked me a year and half ago what offsides meant, I might have told you a player fell off his rocker.  If you had asked me what the numbers a…See More
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My Football Fever Is Contagious

I am about to utter words that I never thought would leave my mouth or be tapped by my fingers.  Words that when put together once invoked nausea.  Words that my husband probably prayed for BEFORE his own health.  The words: I LOVE FOOTBALL.  That’s it, everyone, hell has officially frozen over.  Global warming will soon come to a close. If you had asked me a year and half ago what offsides meant, I might have told you a player fell off his rocker.  If you had asked me what the numbers a…See More
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True Love: A Shart Story

Posted on October 23, 2012 at 12:25pm 0 Comments

Sometimes as writers, we find inspiration from the posts of our blogger friends.  Sometimes, they are profound and sometimes they are about, well, poop.  I have no idea exactly who started this topic trend, but here is my story.

 

A month after my husband and I became engaged, we decided to take a trip to Thailand.  We wanted to go somewhere exotic and somewhere that we would never venture, once I got knocked up.  I picked Thailand because it gave me a feeling of the forbidden,…

Continue

Curse of the Copycat Child

Posted on October 19, 2012 at 4:12pm 0 Comments

Yesterday, while on the phone with a friend, I forgot that I had a kid and let the word “b#$^*” slip out.  Babyface was quietly playing with her Polly Pockets in the dining room.  Out of sight, out of mind, right?

 

I didn’t even catch myself in the act.  Instead, I heard, “Mommy, what did you say?”  Ruh roh.  I did a mental rewind and pinpointed the…

Continue

Mommy's TV Time

Posted on October 17, 2012 at 6:51pm 0 Comments

I tried to watch Homeland the other day and I had to rewind the first five minutes five times, before I turned it off.  Not because it isn’t a great show.  I’m sure it is.  I couldn’t watch it because of my attention span.  After having my four-year-old, my attention span is that of, well…a four-year-old.

 

The minute my daughter’s head hits the pillow, I run to the recliner and meditate during reality TV, the CW and comedies or dramas about parents.  As long as I’m…

Continue

One Confident MILF

Posted on October 15, 2012 at 11:49am 2 Comments

In my early 20s, I would go to a party or a bar with my flirting-able girlfriends and watch them get the guys, while I waited to be the DD.  I could put on my best dress, spend an hour on my hair and even make an awkward attempt at winking, but I would always be the one standing by the door with the keys.  Occasionally, some drunken guy, who decided to be my dance partner without asking, would approach me with his butt in the air and I would make a wild dash to the ladies…

Continue

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