Okay, I'm sure most of you have either been wondering why I've been so quiet or, some have just given up on guessing and came to your own conclusion that I have finally had enough with this nonsense I call my life, threw in the towel on whatever self control I have left, and have been sharing a fancy sleeping space next to Big Bertha on Cell Block B...........  Not quite.  Not yet anyway!  I continue to shock even myself with this extremely high tolerance level for people pissing in…

For those of you who have been following me a while you know we had to travel last week to an out of state Mitochondrial Specialist.  We learned quite a bit on our first road trip to recovery.  The most important thing we learned is that next time we will sell whatever we have to and we will FLY!

No matter how many times I reminded my kids that this recent trip was NOT a vacation they seemed to get more excited by the second.  By the time we woke up on the morning of our road trip to…

Have you ever felt like you were having a day when everyone was trying to piss you off on purpose? Like no matter where you went or who you ran into, you just happened to end up either in front of or on the phone with someone who was dying to spill diarrhea from their mouth? I had one of those days every day this week. Since it was one of my New Year's Resolutions to call people out when they spew stupidity "CACA" style in front of me, I'm going to say it's safe to give myself a pat on the…

The time is 9:36.  I am just now walking in the door from dropping my last child off at school.  Late.

I tried to think of an excusable reason for the sign in sheets at the front office but, I got nothing here.  If I was being honest I would have wrote:

REASON: Because the year is 2013 and I haven't slept since 1995.

We obviously woke up before 9:30 but, I decided we woke up "late enough" to take our sweet ass time.  Thing 1 must've been…