Clean up pipe cleaners strewn all over the bedroom floor: $0

Clean up oatmeal glued to the kitchen floor because you didn't get to it right away: $0

Clean up diapers the baby knocked out of the diaper pail: $0

Console the 4yo after he realizes jello doesn't turn into jello in 30 seconds: $0

Fish cat litter out of the baby's mouth: $0

Fish cat food out of the baby's mouth:…

Every time I make these people ask for the recipe. Not to toot my own horn, but these truffles are to die for! And they are so easy, you have to try to mess them up!

You will need:

1/2 cup of heavy cream

1 12oz package of milk or semi sweet chocolate chips (whatever floats your boat)

1 tsp…

I love time travel movies! I don't know why. Thinking about it, they are pretty dumb, but I can't get enough! I even  daydream about time travel. Often, these daydreams lead me back to my younger, teen self. I find us standing face to face in my old bedroom, wondering what to say. From here it usually turns into more of an awkward nightmare so I quickly come back to the present. But the question remains.

If I could go back in time and tell my younger self one thing what would it…

My original plan for today was to walk a 5k with the baby strapped to my back and the four year old holding my hand.

I am guessing this is how it would have gone: Like all my great ideas, horribly wrong.

My guess is, shortly after the start, Lillian would get antsy and begin knocking herself back in forth in her carrier, causing me to be yanked side to side. As she is throwing herself around like a caged jackalope, she would also have her sticky fingers wrapped…