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Jul 5, 2013
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Towel: A Totally (Not) Inspirational Father's Day Story about Idiot Kids

On my old blog, I wrote about my dad all the time, and because he is so stupid, the posts about him were always reader favorites.  I realized the other day as I was talking to him on the phone and laughing hysterically (with him, not at him, I promise)  (okay, totally at him) that I don’t write about him enough on this blog.  So I’m going to go ahead and do that today, in honor of Father’s Day weekend.  You’re welc, Dad. When I was about 12 years old, Dad had had it with the damp, smelly towels…See More
Jun 14, 2013
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Family Picture

Since I went anonymous, I can’t offer pictures of my family.  But I decided this week that what I could do is offer a description of the people who made me who I am today so you’ll know who to blame.  It won’t be so much a physical description, because if I did that, you wouldn’t be sure if I was talking about a horse farm or people.  Instead, in the spirit of summer’s impending arrival, I’ll give a small collection of anecdotes (Little sis, that means “stories”) from some of our many summer…See More
Jun 13, 2013
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Mom Texts

Let me start by saying HOLY SHIT someone needs to take my mom’s phone away. Honestly, peeps, I’m torn between driving over to her house, grabbing her phone, and stomping the shit out of it to breaking point—or totally not doing that and encouraging her to continue to text me because it provides such good blog fodder. On the one hand, with the phone breakage, I’ll get my appetite back and will probably gain 10 pounds.  On other hand, I’ll continue to receive these disgusting, totally unnecessary…See More
Jun 7, 2013
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It's a Last-Minute Father's Day Giveaway, Skanksters!!

When Datevitation first approached me to do a sponsored post, I was all like, “Someone’s going to pay me to write about their product?  Have they seen how ridiculous this blog is?” I quickly shot an e-mail back to Camille, my Datevitation representative.  I didn’t want to sound like a pretentious asshole when I advised…See More
May 31, 2013
Tera Bare commented on Trashy Blog's blog post Trashy Recipe Recommendation
"Omg!  This is too funny how have I missed this on Pinterest?"
May 24, 2013
Melissa Perry Moraja commented on Trashy Blog's blog post Raising Boys
"I love your pictures! I have four kids-2 boys and 2 girls. I can relate to finding toys in odd places. LOL  Wishing you a Happy Mother's Day! xo Melissa http://www.notyourordinarypsychicom.com"
May 24, 2013
Trashy Blog posted a blog post

Family Picture

Since I went anonymous, I can’t offer pictures of my family.  But I decided this week that what I could do is offer a description of the people who made me who I am today so you’ll know who to blame.  It won’t be so much a physical description, because if I did that, you wouldn’t be sure if I was talking about a horse farm or people.  Instead, in the spirit of summer’s impending arrival, I’ll give a small collection of anecdotes (Little sis, that means “stories”) from some of our many summer…See More
May 24, 2013
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More Fun When Drinking

The other day, I was chugging away at the treadmill (Have you ever tried to drink while jogging? Makes it so much more fun—and that will be relevant, I promise), reading my trash rags.  I came across this quote from Aisha Tyler: “Sleepovers are wasted on kids.  They’re so much more fun when you can drink!” I gotta tell ya, peeps:  I have seriously sat back during a sleepover at my best friend’s house and watched her kids and their friends run around the house in their jammies while the two of…See More
May 12, 2013
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More Fun When Drinking

The other day, I was chugging away at the treadmill (Have you ever tried to drink while jogging? Makes it so much more fun—and that will be relevant, I promise), reading my trash rags.  I came across this quote from Aisha Tyler: “Sleepovers are wasted on kids.  They’re so much more fun when you can drink!” I gotta tell ya, peeps:  I have seriously sat back during a sleepover at my best friend’s house and watched her kids and their friends run around the house in their jammies while the two of…See More
May 3, 2013
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Apr 27, 2013
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Raising Boys

I like to call this series of photos "Raising Boys": …See More
Apr 26, 2013
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Tupperware Party

Recently, I went to a Tupperware party. Let’s be clear, here.  Normally, my friends know not to invite me to these things, because they all know my stance:  Don’t invite me to “parties” where you’re trying to sell me shit.  Why?  Because I am a cheap tightwad bastard mother-effer, and if I can’t find it at Wal-Mart or Dollar General—or, when I’m feeling really fancy, Big Lots—well then dammit, I don’t need it. And Tupperware—I’m even more adamantly opposed to those parties than any of them. …See More
Apr 19, 2013
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Apr 12, 2013
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Hitting the Gym

I’m totally not using today’s post as an excuse to brag about my first half marathon, which I ran a few weeks ago with a time of 2 hours and 10 minutes.  I’m not.  Just like I haven’t started every single conversation since finishing the race with this:  “Oh, really?  You ate a grilled cheese for lunch today?  That reminds me of that one time I ran a half marathoooooooooooooooooooon.”  I drag it out because that’s how I sound when I’m being pretentious.  (By the way, if the conversation is not…See More
Apr 12, 2013
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Pink or Blue, Bitches?

My older sister just had a pink or blue party, and when she cut into the cake, the pink cake mix revealed that she was having a little girl. Aw, isn’t it cute how some people’s pink or blue parties work out? Mine didn’t. When pink or blue parties became all the rage around the time I was pregnant with my second son, my husband and I felt like we owed him some kind of a cool story since so far, all he’d gotten was to hear me say, “This sucks so bad.  Pregnancy blows,” over and over in utero.  In…See More
Apr 5, 2013

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Towel: A Totally (Not) Inspirational Father's Day Story about Idiot Kids

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 8:30am 0 Comments

On my old blog, I wrote about my dad all the time, and because he is so stupid, the posts about him were always reader favorites. 

 

I realized the other day as I was talking to him on the phone and laughing hysterically (with him, not at him, I promise)  (okay, totally at him) that I don’t write about him enough on this blog.  So I’m going to go ahead and do that today, in honor of Father’s Day weekend.  You’re welc, Dad.

 

When I was about 12 years…

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Mom Texts

Posted on June 7, 2013 at 8:22am 0 Comments

Let me start by saying HOLY SHIT someone needs to take my mom’s phone away.

 

Honestly, peeps, I’m torn between driving over to her house, grabbing her phone, and stomping the shit out of it to breaking point—or totally not doing that and encouraging her to continue to text me because it provides such good blog fodder.

 

On the one hand, with the phone breakage, I’ll get my appetite back and will probably gain 10 pounds. 

 

On other hand, I’ll…

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It's a Last-Minute Father's Day Giveaway, Skanksters!!

Posted on May 31, 2013 at 10:09am 0 Comments

When Datevitation first approached me to do a sponsored post, I was all like, “Someone’s going to pay me to write about their product?  Have they seen how ridiculous this blog is?”

 

I quickly shot an e-mail back to Camille, my Datevitation representative.  I didn’t want to sound…

Continue

Family Picture

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 9:11am 0 Comments

Since I went anonymous, I can’t offer pictures of my family.  But I decided this week that what I could do is offer a description of the people who made me who I am today so you’ll know who to blame. 

 

It won’t be so much a physical description, because if I did that, you wouldn’t be sure if I was talking about a horse farm or people.  Instead, in the spirit of summer’s impending arrival, I’ll give a small collection of anecdotes (Little sis, that means “stories”) from some of…

Continue

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