I've almost been at this parenting thing for three years. That's so crazy and hard to believe! I'm not sure where the time has gone because it has been the fastest three years!! Xander is now looking and talking like such a big boy, no longer a little toddler. I am excited that he can now dress himself (somewhat), feed himself with less mess (unless it's Spaghetti), and entertain himself for much longer periods. With that excitement comes sadness that he no longer needs me as much. I'm…

Princess the camel, the star of New Jersey's Popcorn Park Zoo, has correctly picked the winner of five of the last six Super Bowls. This year Princess has predicted a win for the Giants.

http://www.practicallyperfectprincess.com/2012/01/princess-camel-predicts-giants-to-win.html

The morning was hectic; we were running late. We had finally pulled into the parking lot of the elementary school when I looked down at my son's feet, clad in clunky snow boots.

"Your shoes are in your backpack, right?" I said.

"Ummmm," he answered. I sighed. He had forgotten them. Again. The shoes I had put right by the front door were probably still right there. Why couldn't he remember?!

"Sean!" I said sharply. "C'mon! You need to work on…

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31JAN…

Today we are making a Trunk Protector Mat!  We're finally getting snow in Toronto and the stroller gets pretty messy with the snow and salt.      Click here…

I honestly did not think I would pass my due date - and neither did my midwife! But, here we are, a day past my due date and no action other than the irregular contractions I have been having for the past few weeks, and being overly exhausted. Oh, and a case of sneeze-crotch. I am feeling a little periody today though, so who knows!…

Hey guys, I had so many requests from you to host an other contest!! As I love entering contests myself, I couldn't refuse! This one is a little different, I would like you to become follower of my blog. Once I reach 60 members, I will give away amazing coupons! So please, tell all your friends! Love you guys ♥

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It's so hard to believe that this month celebrates THREE awesome years of writing my little Nucking Futs Mama blog.  This right here is my 642nd published post, y'all!  Holy crap, that's a lot of rambling, isn't it??!

And since there's no red carpet roll-out or awards show ceremony to commemorate this monumental occasion (*snark*),…

Have you ever thought of divorcing Daddy?  I sat stunned as my 17-year old Son candidly asked me that question this evening as he was finishing his homework and I was watching a bachelorette spill her guts as to why her marriage failed.  My Son prefaced his question to me with, "I don't think people really make an effort to make it work before they divorce" and then he added the dumb-founding question......"Have you ever thought of divorcing Daddy?…

Ricky Gervais introduces me and makes a comment about the fact I’m still in my pajamas. I sideways glare at him, “They’re yoga pants, Ricky, and at least *I’m* wearing a bra.” Tina Fey golf claps as the camera pans to Brangelina and they smile and laugh uncomfortably … “And the nominees are …”…

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Tibby is truly woman's best friend, but she's not the brightest dog at the…

I just finished reading about 15 celebrity gossip magazines. Productive day, I know.  Don't worry, the kids are fine.  Wherever they are.  Anywho....my mind is spinning from everything these poor celebrities are going through.  In case you haven't had time to keep up with everyone, I'll fill you in on what I just learned.  Here we go.…

I get my drugs where I shop. It's easy to drop off the prescription, get my groceries, and go. Everyone at our grocery store knows Z, so they usually expedite my order making it a fast and easy process.

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