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I own a tacky Christmas village.
Don’t judge me.
When I was a child, I looked forward to helping my Mom create her tiny Christmas village. I can remember my sister and I watching her anxiously as she pulled out each carefully wrapped bundle from a giant box marked
“Mom’s houses, if you break it, she’ll break you“.
Oh my Mom. Always lovingly straight to the point when it came to her beloved houses.
Added by Kimberly on December 18, 2010 at 10:00am — No Comments
I used my son’s butt paste.
Have you ever gotten struck down with a virus so fierce that when you make your 20th trip to the bathroom, you’re faced with the conundrum of either shatting or puking or both…at the same time?
Yeah, it was just like that. On Wednesday, me and the toilet bonded. I caressed it with my ass cheeks. It held me when I cried. It cooled my forehead when I rested it on the seat. Shoot, I haven’t been this intimate with an…
Added by Kimberly on November 20, 2010 at 7:33pm — No Comments
I brush my teeth in the shower.
To the virgin spine people (definition: people with spines crafted from the hands of Chuck Norris himself that are indestructible, free from injury...also known by me as lucky motha fackers), my conventional morning ritual may seem a tad bizarre. But when bending is almost virtually impossible, you alter what you would normally do to accommodate your restrictions. No matter how bizarre they may be, these become your new…
Added by Kimberly on October 23, 2010 at 11:08am — No Comments