I really don’t follow all the “in’s and out’s” of groundhogs, so I’m not really sure if its officially Spring or still Winter, but in this house?  We’re Spring Cleaning.  Yep.  Groundhogs be damned, we’re breakin’ out the Swiffers over here.

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Dust Bunnies and Dust Monkey Trolls which do you have?

My husband and I have always used pet names for each other.  Now that we have two boys, we call each other what they call us, Mom and Dad.  My oldest had to ask what our 'real' names were when he was in Kindergarten, poor thing, but there you go.  We will hopefully become Grandma and Grandpa some day in the VERY DISTANT future, but until then we will probably keep the names we have. 



It is a few days before Mother's Day, and I'm trying to get some work done in between my six trips…

** It's very possible for your ass to go numb.

** Showers are so overrated.

** I really need to work on my Running Man.

** Sometimes a picture's not worth a thousand words, but rather, only 140 characters.

** Champagne and I do NOT go…

** A dog bite on your boob is not a good way to kick off the day.

** Boot camp and sinus pressure go together about as well as a yoga class and Mel Gibson.

** The entire household turns into assholes when my husband goes out of…

Comment Luv blows. Also, grade 4 math. Also, butting heads with The One I Butt Heads With over Grade 4 math. Try to keep up people. So, a bunch of new visitors for Wordless Wednesday commented on older posts…with that annoyed, WTF kinda attitude we all get when we hit a WW link only to discover it is NOT a WW post….you either don’t play at all, or have the decency to just…