After taking care of a sick kid all week, cabin fever has taken over me, but I still managed to put together my weekly list of kooky things I've learned.  Included this time is that whoever said 40 was the new 30 was either full of shit or drunk.  Click over to my blog for the…

Once again, I present to you a list of some of the finer discoveries I've made over the past several days, which includes the fact that motherhood is full of more gray hairs than Friday night Bingo. Click here for the…

** Your cabin fever's reached Code Red when you're jealous of the squirrels outside breathing in all that fresh, freezing cold air.

** Trying to work a crossword puzzle when you're tired just makes you feel stupid.  And tired.

** I've washed my hands so many times over the past few days that I may no longer have fingerprints.

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** I totally know how Jack Torrance felt.  Cabin fever can suck it.

** Only 25% of the pee in this house actually makes it into the bowl (and that 25% belongs to ME!)

** My referee whistle needs to be a helluva lot louder.

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You see these little germy bastards right here?

These little bastards have totally invaded my home over the past couple of weeks.  First it was my husband, then my daughter, then me, and then my daughter once again.  And…

If you've ever wondered where all the germs go to party, I'm pretty sure I figured out their favorite stomping ground.  Just visit any given water park, and you'll surely find a whole gaggle of germ dudes and germ dudettes gettin' their freak on.  How do I know this?  Cause my family just spent this past weekend at one, and I've got the mental scars (and the super sexy fever blister)…