Here is another list of weird discoveries I've made throughout the past few days.  Included this time is the realization that I could totally use a stunt double.  Click over to my blog for the full list:  "…

Here is another one of my wacky lists of things I've learned lately.  This week includes the realization that my town has already put up its Christmas decorations.  So we can now eat our Halloween candy under the mistletoe.  Awesome.  Click over to my blog for the full list: …

Somehow, during all the madness of motherhood this week, I was able to once again compile a list of some of the things I've learned along the way.  Included this week is the realization that Chuck E. Cheese smells just like a urinal.  Click over to my blog to read the rest of the list: …

Here we go with another list of the wacky things I've discovered throughout the past few days.  Included is the realization that I'd rather have a conversation with a wall than with a "one upper".  Click over to my blog to read the full list:  "…

My latest list of "Things I've Learned This Week" includes the realization that wearing shoes in the house helps to avoid feeling all the dirt on the floor.  Click over to my blog to read the rest of the list:
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** Every time I try to be the early bird, my kids have already beaten me to the damn worm.

** The apple doesn't fall far from the tree since my son evidently also writes "notes to self".

** I'm a little obsessed with Thymes Frasier Fir line for the holidays.

**After living with a Movember…

** My ass is sure not a fan of sitting for six or more hours at a time.

** Grocery shopping on the eve of any given holiday is for masochists and crazy people.

** A giant cardboard box is the greatest toy you could give a kid.

** Comic books (ahem, "graphic novels") have completely consumed my husband.

** When…

** Nobody ever forewarns you about all the skid marks of motherhood (and I do mean that LITERALLY).

** My kids have more energy than Richard Simmons on cocaine.

** Screaming is evidently my son's new favorite hobby.

** I sure know how to waste a crapload of time.

** Sleeping with the window open totally…

** Kids pick the most awesomely inopportune times to take a dump.

** Summer = an impromptu game of kick-the-can on a random Monday night.

** Goatdog is about to become a street dog.

** I wouldn't do well in that Little House on the Prairie.

** If Tuesday and Wednesday had a Facebook page, I would NOT…

Two things to note before you read this post: 1). I do not believe in getting help unloading my groceries into the car. 2). I am not a fan of hugging complete strangers. Put both of these things together, and you will understand why I wanted to both die AND put a voodoo curse on the entire staff of my local grocery store this weekend.

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