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Here is another list I've put together noting crazy things I've discovered lately. Included this week is the realization that I may or may not have accidentally mailed multiple holiday cards to the same people. Oops. Click over to my…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on December 21, 2012 at 11:15am — No Comments
As you well know, it's been a week that ended with unspeakable tragedy, and my heart has been very heavy for all the innocent little victims and families affected by the shootings in Connecticut. But I hope that my list of things I've learned lately can bring a much needed…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on December 15, 2012 at 4:00pm — No Comments
It's all too easy to get caught up in the hustle and bustle of the holiday season, but I am bound and determined to not let THIS December turn me into a giant asshole! Click over to my blog to see just what I'm talking about: …Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on December 13, 2012 at 11:45am — No Comments
Here we go again with another crazy list of things I've discovered lately. This week's list includes the realization that choosing a family photo where one of us doesn't look pissed, drunk, or ready to kill someone is quite the challenge! Click over to my blog for…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on November 30, 2012 at 10:45am — No Comments
Here is yet another list of whacky things I've learned lately. Included this time is the realization that the world would be a happier place if everyone ate Thanksgiving dinner in their pajamas. Click over to my blog for the full list:…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on November 23, 2012 at 1:05pm — No Comments
Here is another list of weird discoveries I've made throughout the past few days. Included this time is the realization that I could totally use a stunt double. Click over to my blog for the full list: "…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on November 16, 2012 at 12:20pm — No Comments
As you get ready to blow up your neighborhood tomorrow, take a second to read my little 4th of July advice over on my blog: "Independence Day…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 3, 2012 at 10:19am — No Comments
The older I get, the more I realize that New Year's Eve is totally overrated. I mean, seriously, what's the point of getting all dolled up to spend a shit-ton of money to fight a bunch of annoying crowds to risk being hit by a drunk driver and to then be disappointed that the night wasn't nearly as fabulous as you'd hoped it would be? That's why my husband and I made the executive decision many moons ago to just stay home and have our own little family party to ring in the new…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on January 4, 2012 at 10:43am — No Comments
Remember that story a few weeks ago when we lost the mother fucking Elf on the Shelf, and I was all panicked that it might be the last Christmas for believing in Santa in my household? Well, it saddens me beyond words, but I'm pretty sure the jig is up (at…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on December 29, 2011 at 12:00pm — No Comments
** My ass is sure not a fan of sitting for six or more hours at a time.
** Grocery shopping on the eve of any given holiday is for masochists and crazy people.
** A giant cardboard box is the greatest toy you could give a kid.
** Comic books (ahem, "graphic novels") have completely consumed my husband.
Added by nuckingfutsmama on November 25, 2011 at 11:41am — No Comments
** Duct tape and dead bolts need to become part of our nightly bedtime routine.
** Jerry Sandusky makes even the devil himself look like a saint.
** My kids evidently think the floor is a coat rack.
** That annoying…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on November 18, 2011 at 1:06pm — No Comments
Once again one of my very favorite holidays has passed me by faster than I could say, "Boo!" Yes, Halloween has come and gone and left me with a massive candy overdose. I seriously don't think I'll be able to look at a Twix bar the same without puking ever again (at least not until next week anyway). The festive weekend was certainly chalked full of all kinds of fun while it lasted though.
It all started with our annual adults-only costume party, which always…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on November 2, 2011 at 10:17am — No Comments
For the past couple of days, I've been wondering how in the world the whole Easter bunny concept came to be and what the hell eggs have to do with a rabbit! It's pretty amazing that no one ever seems to question the association of an oversized hare who hides plastic eggs with the resurrection of Jesus. I am…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on April 23, 2011 at 11:26am — No Comments
** It's the last day of the year? Really?
** A resolution or two may actually be in order this time.
** I do not look sexy with white hair.
** The new favorite word among the short people here is "midget".
** Explaining how to be politically correct to second graders is a lost cause.
** It is…Continue
I can hardly believe that it was at this time just last year that my dad was undergoing treatment for throat cancer. And because his immune system was so weak at that time, we were not all able to be together for Thanksgiving, which was a total bummer for everyone. Now that he's fully recovered and cancer-free this year, we were very much looking forward to a…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on November 30, 2010 at 10:00am — No Comments