All Blog Posts Tagged 'humor' (815)

USURFT (You sure you're ready for this?)

Welcome to B*tches in the Burbs. We're not sure how you got here, but we're glad you did. We absolutely can't wait to get started, but we need to warn everyone that this blog may be offensive to you if you are not truly a b*tchy girl. B*tchy girls can be found everywhere: young, old, any race, size, religion, etc.… Continue

Added by jumarbi on January 27, 2011 at 9:03am — No Comments

A Sexting Failure

There were three things I promised myself I would never write about when I started my blog…first, I would never write about my mother…second, I would never write anything that would cost me a presidential election…and last, I would never write about sex.

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Added by Lanita Moss on January 26, 2011 at 7:53am — No Comments

Vacation Breakdown

Ok- check out the breakdown of my vacation- 77% awesomeness, 12% missing the baby, %8 The Sea Urchin Incident & 3% other...

http://www.mommyshorts.com/2011/01/our-vacation-pie-chart.html

Added by Ilana Rosengarten on January 25, 2011 at 1:03pm — No Comments

Death by Meatloaf or The Time I Blew Up the Oven

I originally posted this on my blog but I thought I would share it here.

See that pretty meatloaf? Yeah, I didn't make it. Thank you Google Images.

I tried for years to perfect my meatloaf making expertise. I mean it's the all American Go To Meal, right? Can I really don my nifty, bubble gum pink, cupcake adorned apron…

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Added by Amanda L on January 25, 2011 at 11:37am — No Comments

Parenting Twins: Exploring the Comical Side Of Raising Multiples!

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Added by twinpossible on January 24, 2011 at 11:31am — No Comments

A Candid Interview With A 5 Year Old: ‘When I Grow Up… Forever BFF, Won’t Get Married, Love You Always, ETC.’ (Funny & Cute.)

A Candid Interview With A 5 Year Old: ‘When I Grow Up… Forever BFF, Won’t Get Married, Love You Always, ETC.’ (Funny & Cute.)…

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Added by twinpossible on January 24, 2011 at 11:30am — No Comments

If the Sun's Not Up, Why Should I Be?

I'm just going to go ahead and state something now: I am not a morning person. Anyone who knows me, or has lived with me, can attest to that. Hell, you know it's bad when one morning I turned my phone on (I keep it off at night so my Facebook SMS messaging doesn't wake me up when my east coast friends start updating their statuses at 4am my time), and had a text message from one of my best friends 2000 miles away that says, 'I need to run something by you, get your opinion on it, but… Continue

Added by Morgan M on January 19, 2011 at 12:34pm — 1 Comment

Raising Kids One Peck At A Time.

Vacation Minus One

Tomorrow, Mike and I are going on vacation.* I know your first question. It's— "Are you taking the baby?" To which I'll respond, "Ummm... does going away with a baby sound like a vacation??" No, Mike and I will most definitely NOT be traveling with the baby. Unless Mazzy figures out how to get to the airport and stow away underneath the plane on her own. In…

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Added by Ilana Rosengarten on January 18, 2011 at 9:19am — No Comments

Cinnamon Buns

I know you are all aware of my love for spas, and all things spa-like. I imagine Heaven is like Bath & Bodyworks. I can never walk out of this particular store without a heavy bag and a lighter pocketbook.

I’ve also been learning more about essential oils and their healing properties. I have a car diffuser in both of my cars with the essence of lavender calming my daily drive. Apparently, it is so strong my husband could smell it from two cars away in a parking lot. If the wafting…

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Added by Lanita Moss on January 14, 2011 at 9:02am — No Comments

Wait, When Did I Become Retro?

This week has been Spirit Week at my kids' school, and each day they've had something fun to look forward to participating in. Today is Retro Day, and I woke up this morning in a panic. My daughter had already decided she was going as a hippie. But my son, yeah, NO idea.

So, I jumped out of bed, hauled ass to his room, and began flinging clothes out of his drawers. Seriously, not much to work with at all. Until I saw it... a black dress shirt with a larger collar, and some semi-faded… Continue

Added by Morgan M on January 13, 2011 at 12:06pm — No Comments

And the Northern Girls with the Way They Kiss...

It is snowing in Kansas. Finally. I have had to endure the national reports of all my friends as they talked about falling snowflakes, shoveling drives, and building snowmen. Seriously? I think they brag about their white stuff just to make me jealous.

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Added by Lanita Moss on January 12, 2011 at 8:44am — No Comments

Tomato Soup - A Cautionary Tale

It is winter and I love soup. I love making it, I love the aromas, I love my stockpot, and I especially love eating it…along with freshly…

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Added by Lanita Moss on January 10, 2011 at 9:50am — No Comments

GLASS HOUSES

I have never really understood contemporary architecture. I am not a minimalist. So when I leaf through a decorating magazine and come across a sleek city loft or a house made of steel and glass on a hillside, I wonder what kind of people want to live in them.

I am envisioning very energetic and purposeful people. They have no use for frippery, clutter, or anything that could remotely be seen as extraneous. I see these people slim and stiff as ramrods, striding around their barely…

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Added by Molly Campbell on January 9, 2011 at 1:13am — No Comments

New Year...New Panties

Despite the fact I don’t really make New Year resolutions, there is something fresh about a new year. It’s almost as if the weight and worries of last year have been removed from my shoulders. Like most people, I would like to lose weight, exercise more, spend more time meditating, and make more time with my husband, but why is it we think about all of these things all at once, in January, and not in March, or July, or September?

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Added by Lanita Moss on January 7, 2011 at 8:04am — No Comments

Hitting the Slopes

“We’re going skiing this weekend,” I tell anyone who will listen. As the words part my lips, I hope the listeners envision my family clad in all the latest sportswear slicing effortlessly between snowy mountain moguls.

Little do they know, my family does not own a pair of skis. My husband thinks… Continue

Added by Lisa Smith Molinari on January 6, 2011 at 1:30pm — No Comments

An Etiquette Confession

I’m so sorry and thank you very much.

These are not the words I want to write in my thank you letters. However, here I sit at 10 days post-Christmas without a thank you note written – only good intentions and a list of wonderful people. My plan was to start the tradition with my children of writing all our thank you’s on December 26th. On December 27, I made a new plan for each of us to write a bit each day so that the notes would be… Continue

Added by Amy Stevens on January 6, 2011 at 8:40am — No Comments

A spell has been cast over the palace!

A fairytale, which we hope, eventually will have a happy ending.

It seems, that the Queen, who has been ruler over the palace for a long time has been turned into an evil hag, and her 8yr old princess does not believe the the hag is actually her mother!

http://kittycatslittertray.wordpress.com/

Added by KittyCat on January 6, 2011 at 8:33am — No Comments

Tantrums, Troubles, and Treasures (Changing Lyrics)

Today's blog post focuses on my eldest son's recent behavior. Specifically, what happened, what was done, why I approached the problem in the manner I did, and what was the result.

Parents who have children of all ages will enjoy this I hope.

Best wishes,

Clay
http://www.tantrumstroublesandtreasures.blogspot.com

Added by clayton.thomas on January 5, 2011 at 12:45pm — 2 Comments

A Flock of Something

On Monday, I attended a funeral. My stepmother’s mother passed away and I wanted to support her in her loss. The funeral was in Memphis, MO, 230 miles from my home. That translates into a four-hour drive one-way, give or take 30 minute, depending on how heavy my foot is. I decided to drive up for the funeral and drive home all in one day.

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Added by Lanita Moss on January 5, 2011 at 6:59am — No Comments