After taking care of a sick kid all week, cabin fever has taken over me, but I still managed to put together my weekly list of kooky things I've learned.  Included this time is that whoever said 40 was the new 30 was either full of shit or drunk.  Click over to my blog for the…

 If you've been following my blog for any length of time, it probably won't surprise you to know that my husband and I were fishing in a sewage drain this past weekend.  After all, we AREthe King and Queen of Attracting Stupid Situations.  Click over to my blog to…

Presenting once again a list of finer discoveries I've made over the past week.  Included is the realization that feeding dinner to five crazy kids is wilder than Bourbon Street on Fat Tuesday.  Click over to my blog to read the full list:  "…

** WARNING:  If you are my mom or my dad or any other sensitive family member of mine, you might wanna stop reading this right now because it is, in fact, about SEX.

You know how they say men are from Mars and women are from Venus?  Well, sometimes I wonder if we're even in the same solar system at all.  We just could not be wired…

I'm sure you've all heard me repeatedly grunt about the fact that my son would forget his balls if they weren't already attached to his little body.  Well, the same could be said for my absentminded husband as well.  The man could seriously be reminded every other second to do something and STILL neglect to do it.  Bless his out-to-lunch heart, the dude damn near…

This weekend I traveled to San Diego to see a good friend of mine get married. And as weddings often do, my friend's big day brought back a ton of my own "I do" memories. It actually reminded me of a funny practical joke I played on my husband at our rehearsal dinner many moons ago, which I would highly recommend you pass along to anyone you know who's getting ready…