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** Farting on me is apparently highly entertaining.

** My daughter is on a mission for me to go out and "buy" a baby.

** It's all fun and games till a slobbery dog toy lands in your salad.

** If I end up passed out in a gutter at 3 a.m. this weekend, Charlie Sheen would categorize that as "winning".

** I need to…

Why do kids insist on FREAKING the eff out any time you call them out for acting like a complete jackass?  It's like they know darn well that what they're doing is sooooo completely inappropriate and wrong, yet they refuse to hear you actually say that it's inappropriate and wrong.  My son just so happens to be the absolute king of this.

I swear the kid…

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Having spent the past few years navigating the world of motherhood, it is amazing in its sisterhood. Once you're in the club, you're in the club! But acceptance doesn't come as easily as you might think. There are very distinct branches within the club, and they don't necessarily commingle...kinda like oil and water. There are the crafty…

10 Tips for New Mommies

** Somebody really needs to start handing out happy pills, dammit!

** My kids think my boobs make better pillows than Daddy's.

** Dressing room mirrors are as cruel as Joan Rivers on the red carpet.

** I wouldn't sit on the toilet in the kids' bathroom even if you double-dog dared…

Good morning!  First let me say THANK YOU...I LOVE this group the supprt I get from everyone is amazing.  Please let me know if there is anything I can do for you!!

I got an e-mail yesterday that my blog, Having Fun Saving, was nominated by Circle of Moms as one of their Top 25 Money Saving sites! 

SOOOOOO excited to be listed there!!

That being said, I would just love it if you took a second and voted for me.

Here's the link: …

Bath time at my house continues to be two steps shy of a birthday party at the loony bin. There's screaming, there's singing, there's dancing, and there's general madness all around. I often don't know whether to laugh or to cry, so I typically just grab the wine bottle and drink my way through it. I'm convinced that combined with homework time, it's the very reason why I have…

"Two's a crowd, three's a party," a wise sage once mused. 





Said sage clearly did not have three children under the age of eight in his or her ranks. And there is no way that this philosopher had ever dealt with the cacophony that is part and parcel of the everyday (and night) life of a working parent, especially when the parent at hand is juggling two very energetic identical twin toddler boys and a precocious girl of seven. Add to this mix an adult daughter who still…

I had my baby 5 months ago. So I'm hitting a stage in my post pregnancy life that I had blocked out after my last two babies. It's the stage where your body fat starts to go away (YIPPEE!). But you still have all that pregnancy skin left…

Well, we've come to the end, y'all.  Yes, we've reached the inevitable expiration date for the age of innocence in our household.  I was always so proud of the fact that I'd surprisingly never once heard a curse word uttered from the mouths of my babes.  I mean, Lord knows they've certainly been exposed to an accidental "shit" or occasional f-bomb now and then, but they've somehow…

I am a teacher with 3 kids. I'm from the city but now live in the country. We have cattle, horses,sheep and a dog! We at always at basketball games with the kids. I'm new to blogging so please be patient with me! I have a hobby/business with Scentsy and am having more fun than I thought possible and I'm making extra money..IT's awesome!!

Anyway..excited to be here and hope to meet lots of other moms!!