Yep, believe it or not, that's me ten years ago trying my damnedest not to give birth to my twins on my birthday.  Click over to my blog to see why:…

I present to you once again a list of the weird, wild and wacky things I've learned throughout the past few days.  Included this week is the realization that my brain seems to have gone on vacation without me.  Click over to my blog to read the whole list:  "…

So I've put together yet another list of weird, wild, and wacky things I've discovered throughout the past several days.  Included is the realization that my brain has a serious case of the farts lately.  Click over to my blog to see the whole list:  "…

I don't know about you, but I am not a huge fan of the sleepover.  Maybe it's because my daughter is the always the one who comes back looking like Nick Nolte after a bender.  Click over to my blog to see what I mean:  "…

The other day I sent out a tweet that could quite possibly be misconstrued as naughty by nature -- I said something to the effect of "My husband's Jolly Juice is a-flowing".  Now many of you may have thought that this was some sort of sexual reference (cause let's be honest, usually it is), but surprisingly, this time, it was actually a very innocent comment referring to a new cocktail recipe that I found recently and somehow persuaded my husband to whip up for our friends…

Once again one of my very favorite holidays has passed me by faster than I could say, "Boo!"  Yes, Halloween has come and gone and left me with a massive candy overdose.  I seriously don't think I'll be able to look at a Twix bar the same without puking ever again (at least not until next week anyway).  The festive weekend was certainly chalked full of all kinds of fun while it lasted though.

It all started with our annual adults-only costume party, which always…

To some people, this necklace might look like something the Malibu Barbie serial killer would wear.  But to MY group of friends?  Well, this fine piece of craftsmanship is something to be treasured -- at least until you anonymously pass it along to the next unsuspecting girl.

It all started last year when it was used as a prop in a very creative…

It's a dirty job, but, unfortunately, somebody's gotta do it.  And this weekend?  Well, I was the one who got stuck being the bad cop.  Cause short people lying straight to my face is just not something that I take too lightly.

It all went down on Sunday, which was an unfortunate flurry of activity around here with the kids coming off the high…

I'm sure you've all heard me repeatedly grunt about the fact that my son would forget his balls if they weren't already attached to his little body.  Well, the same could be said for my absentminded husband as well.  The man could seriously be reminded every other second to do something and STILL neglect to do it.  Bless his out-to-lunch heart, the dude damn near…

This past weekend was nothing short of wild and flippin' crazy. Cause when you have boy/girl twins, there inevitably comes a time when they decide to protest the joint birthday party idea. Last year was unfortunately that time for us. So once again this year, I busted my underpaid ass to plan back-to-back extravaganzas for each individual kid on the very same…