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Once again, here is yet another one of my wacky lists of weird things I've discovered lately. Included this time is the realization that elementary school open houses are the reason that Advil and wine exist. Click over to my blog for the whole list:…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on February 22, 2013 at 10:16am — No Comments
Once again, I present to you a list of some of the finer discoveries I've made over the past several days, which includes the fact that motherhood is full of more gray hairs than Friday night Bingo. Click here for the…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on March 2, 2012 at 12:00pm — No Comments
I swear my blog pretty much writes itself with the ridiculous things that continuously happen to me. And good old Goatdog is often at the center of the craziness that provides such good writing material. Remember last week when he charged right through the glass on the front door of our house? Well, the big furry bastard actually topped that little stunt over the weekend,…Continue
You know you're up a shit creek when your kid comes out of a public bathroom after ten LONG minutes and says, "Uh, can you come in here and help me, Mama?" You might as well just take a deep breath, roll up your sleeves, and prepare for the worst. I speak from experience because I dealt with this very same scenario over the weekend when I secured my status as the most…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on December 13, 2011 at 12:01pm — No Comments
** Every time I try to be the early bird, my kids have already beaten me to the damn worm.
** The apple doesn't fall far from the tree since my son evidently also writes "notes to self".
** I'm a little obsessed with Thymes Frasier Fir line for the holidays.
**After living with a Movember…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on December 2, 2011 at 10:21am — No Comments
When you're a dog owner, like it or not, scooping the poop kinda just goes with the territory -- at least it's supposed to anyway. And unlike some of the other yahoos around here, I would personally never leave a steaming pile of lawn sausages in my neighbor's front yard. It's just not the neighborly thing to do. Now do I enjoy picking up a handful of…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on August 16, 2011 at 12:52pm — No Comments
See this shirt right here? I sooooo totally need this shirt. Because this sums up my life to a tee (pun intended). Who knew that such a cute little creature could shit this friggin' much? I don't know about you, but I most certainly did not. Yes, I bet our friend Patches drops at least one turd every thirty seconds. I swear the bottom of his cage looks like a…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on August 9, 2011 at 9:38am — No Comments
If you've ever wondered where all the germs go to party, I'm pretty sure I figured out their favorite stomping ground. Just visit any given water park, and you'll surely find a whole gaggle of germ dudes and germ dudettes gettin' their freak on. How do I know this? Cause my family just spent this past weekend at one, and I've got the mental scars (and the super sexy fever blister)…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 20, 2011 at 10:00am — No Comments
Sometimes kids can seriously do the sweetest little things. They can draw you a picture, write you a note, or pick you a flower (even if it IS only a dandelion). It's the little things like these that make you feel like the blood, sweat and tears of parenting are actually appreciated if only just for a moment. MY kid though? Yeah, MY kid brought…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on October 28, 2010 at 12:30pm — No Comments