Here is another one of my Friday lists of things I've learned lately.  Included this week is the realization that falling asleep on the couch never works out well for anyone except the dog.  Click over to my…

Here is another list I've put together noting crazy things I've discovered lately.  Included this week is the realization that I may or may not have accidentally mailed multiple holiday cards to the same people.  Oops.  Click over to my…

Sometimes, it's really really hard to be the parent, especially when your kids do something so crazy, stupid that you want to giggle but know you shouldn't.  Take, for instance, the time when my son decided to reenact the lewd scene from "Brave" right in the middle of a baby shower we were…

Once again, I've compiled a list of all the mind-boggling discoveries I've made throughout the past week. Included is the realization that these kids really do expect me to feed them every day. WTF?! Click here to see the whole list: …

Remember when you were growing up and you said you'd never ever do to your own children the things your parents did to you?  Perhaps it was a vow you made to yourself in the midst of snot and tears as you slammed the door of your room so hard that it nearly shattered the windows?  Well, my sixteen-year-old self would probably punch me in the face for doing so, but here's me admitting…

** If I'm still gonna get zits like I did when I was 16, then I want my ass to look like it did when I was 16.

** I could never ever live in a cave.

** Being the 24/7 Entertainment Director is exhausting.

** You can not only murder your own child and get away with it in this country, but you can also become a potential…

Bath time at my house continues to be two steps shy of a birthday party at the loony bin. There's screaming, there's singing, there's dancing, and there's general madness all around. I often don't know whether to laugh or to cry, so I typically just grab the wine bottle and drink my way through it. I'm convinced that combined with homework time, it's the very reason why I have…