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** Your cabin fever's reached Code Red when you're jealous of the squirrels outside breathing in all that fresh, freezing cold air.
** Trying to work a crossword puzzle when you're tired just makes you feel stupid. And tired.
** I've washed my hands so many times over the past few days that I may no longer have fingerprints.
Added by nuckingfutsmama on January 27, 2012 at 10:27am — No Comments
As my kids have gotten older, road trips have definitely become much easier (minus, of course, the occasional motion sickness puke). Thank God, I no longer have to change shitty diapers in the backseat or figure out how to keep bottles from going bad. Finally, at long last, the kids can feed themselves and keep their eyes out for the nearest bathroom exit. However, with…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on June 15, 2011 at 10:17am — No Comments
If I told you how shiteous our trip down to Florida was for spring break, I honestly don’t think you’d believe me. We totally gave the Griswolds a run for their money and then some. Cause let me just tell ya, when it rains in the Nucking Futs Family, it friggin’ monsoons, people.
It started out with my husband dumping over half his…Continue
Ya know what I've got right here for that crazy bitch Mother Nature? A big fat middle finger pointed smack dab at her face. Why, you ask? Cause I am absolutely convinced that she is conspiring with the universe to take me down for the count. The proof lies in the fact that every frickin' time there's some wacky-ass storm headed toward my house, my husband is out of…Continue
Added by nuckingfutsmama on October 26, 2010 at 1:00pm — No Comments