Here is another list I've put together noting crazy things I've discovered lately.  Included this week is the realization that I may or may not have accidentally mailed multiple holiday cards to the same people.  Oops.  Click over to my…

Here I present you with another list of fascinating things I've learned throughout the past week.  Included this time is the realization that December would be an excellent month to win the lottery.  Or to rob a bank.  Click over to my blog for…

If I could take myself into a dark alley and kick my OWN ass, I totally would.  Cause for the first time in my parenting career, I dropped the ball on being the Tooth Fairy.  Click over to my blog to see how I rectified the situation:…

Here's yet another list of some of the things I've come to realize over the past several days, which includes the discovery that every time I think it's gonna be a "No Wine Night", I remember that I have children. Click over to my blog to see the full list: …

** Skid marks can suck it.

** If you can drive five REALLY loud eight-year-old girls without wrecking the car, you can do just about anything.

** I think I'm gonna make it easier on myself and just give everyone access to my bank account this Christmas.

** Stupidity is what makes the world go round (or at least it seems that way…

WARNING: ** Look away if you don't like an occasional f-bomb every now and then.  Cause in this case?  It just couldn't be helped.  (Sorry, Mom and Dad....) **

Every year our "Elf on the Shelf" tradition brings me a combination of both…

It seems that most people I know have an Elf on the Shelf these days.  You know, the little red-and-white-clad guy who hangs out at your house during the whole month of December, flying back to the North Pole to report to the big man at night about your kids' behavior?  Yeah, that guy.  Anyway, my kids…

** T.H.O. season has officially arrived.

** Lost and Found bins make me wanna scrub myself with acid.

** Santa's gonna have to start turnin' tricks to pay for all the shit on the Christmas lists this year.

** No crossing streams in the bathroom with your friends is apparently a rule that needs to be…