I give you yet another Friday list of the goofy things I've discovered this week.  Included this time is the realization that my ass is eternally grateful for the genius who invented seat heaters.  Click over to my blog for the full list:…

So I have some exciting news to share with y'all!  No, I'm not running off to join the circus (yet anyway).  But, I am, however, going to be doing something equally exciting!  Click over to my blog to see what it is:

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This past weekend some girlfriends and I went to THEmost shiteous musical we'd ever seen in our lives.  It was so bad, in fact, that I felt it my God-given duty to blog about it and warn all womankind to stay far, far away from it.  Here's my review of the crappiest show on…

Lately, I've been thinking a lot about the dreadful toll motherhood has taken on my sleeping patterns.  Little by little, I'm starting to realize that this sleep deprivation shit is just a never-ending, vicious cycle that nobody ever REALLY tells you about.  Evidently, it never really goes away but just presents itself in different forms along the way, starting from the time…

** If a day ever went by where a kid HADN'T peed on a toilet seat here, I'd swear I was in the wrong house.

** I seriously could not be more unorganized.

** Everybody needs a mental health day.  (Still waiting impatiently to cash in on mine....)

** Homework supervision is totally interfering with my tweeting and…

Know the great thing about getting older?  No?  Well, me neither!  There's certainly not a whole lot that I find entertaining about the wrinkles, the aches and pains, the eye baggage, the gray hairs, the sleeplessness, and worst of all, the damn hot flashes!  Seriously, is this the kind of thanks we get for shooting the future of America out of our uterus way back…