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Kerry Ann (aka Vinobaby)'s Blog – May 2011 Archive (9)

Swimsuit Shopping {Part Deux: In the Navy}

Flash forward to present day (technically earlier this week). Four long years after Swimsuit Shopping {Part One: The Grey Hair}. Four years older (eek!), fitter (yeah baby!), grayer (Clariol is my friend), and paler (boo..hiss..hiss...).

I've actually braved bikinis for a few summers figuring that if the 80-year-olds on my local…

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Added by Kerry Ann (aka Vinobaby) on May 27, 2011 at 10:08am — No Comments

Swimming for Survival

As I listened to the Casey Anthony trial on the radio yesterday I was astounded to hear the defense attorney, Jose Baez, proclaim that 3-year-old Caylee Anthony had not been murdered by her mother. He claimed she slipped out the back door and accidentally drowned in the backyard swimming pool. I believe that is merely a desperate attempt to diffuse the evidence but it is going to get the media in a frenzy about the dangers of accidental drowning.

With Memorial Day…

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Added by Kerry Ann (aka Vinobaby) on May 26, 2011 at 8:07am — No Comments

Swimsuit Shopping Hell {Part One: The Grey Hair}

There are two horrors no woman can escape: swimsuit shopping and gray hairs. To endure both simultaneously with a toddler in tow should be enough punishment for a lifetime of sins (including all those I have yet to… Continue

Added by Kerry Ann (aka Vinobaby) on May 24, 2011 at 8:38am — No Comments

Wine Pairing Playlist for the Rapture

The final countdown is ON. I never imagined my last day on Earth would be spent at a soccer game. If I had my way I would be listening to the following playlist while hosting a wine tasting of epic proportions.…

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Added by Kerry Ann (aka Vinobaby) on May 21, 2011 at 2:52pm — No Comments

Are YOU too Old to Rock a Miniskirt?

Who do these people think they are telling us we're too old to wear a miniskirt? According to some weight-challenged Brits, no one wants to see women's legs once we have sagged our way to our mid-thirties. A much passed around post in the Daily Mail proclaims 35 is the absolute cut-off for short skirts. Hubby strenuously disagrees with them and is… Continue

Added by Kerry Ann (aka Vinobaby) on May 20, 2011 at 2:11pm — No Comments

Survive the Rapture and Get Naked

Watch out world, a wild weekend awaits us all.

The BAD News:

You had better party hard, kiss your kids, and knock as many items off your bucket list as humanly possible by Saturday. Stop planning your Doomsday parties and trips to watch the aliens land in France in 2012 because you only have until…

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Added by Kerry Ann (aka Vinobaby) on May 17, 2011 at 8:01am — No Comments

I'm a Scary Mommy!

I'm A Scary Mommy

Today I've officially become a Member of the Scary Mommy Society. I am absolutely thrilled to have the honor.…

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Added by Kerry Ann (aka Vinobaby) on May 12, 2011 at 11:39am — No Comments

I'm A Scary Mommy

Today I've officially become a Member of the Scary Mommy Society. I am absolutely thrilled to have the honor.

When I told a friend this day was coming (as the good friend that she is) she tried to sympathize and said… Continue

Added by Kerry Ann (aka Vinobaby) on May 12, 2011 at 7:57am — No Comments

Mother's Day Malarkey

This year my family will kneel down before me as I sit regally upon my alter. They shall lay flowers, honeyed cakes and wine at my feet to honor my years of cleaning up baby poo, puke puddles, and those inevitable drops of pee all boys must leave on the bathroom floor. They will sacrifice an animal (perhaps a fish or a fowl) and prepare a feast beyond my wildest imagination. I will spend the day luxuriously wallowing in creature comforts and obscene… Continue

Kerry Ann (aka Vinobaby)'s Blog – May 2011 Archive (9)

The final countdown is ON. I never imagined my last day on Earth would be spent at a soccer game. If I had my way I would be listening to the following playlist while hosting a wine tasting of epic proportions.…

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