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So if you've been following me on Twitter, you know that I've been on a mad hunt for a dress to wear to my 20 year high school reunion that's coming up in August. And let me just tell
you that the pickins? They're pretty freaking slim, people. Everything
I've found looks like I'm either going to a prom or down to…
Why is it that kids will do just about anything in their capacity not to admit to certain things? It's like they'd rather be attacked by a pack of angry trolls than to state the obvious. I don't know about you,
but my little sprouts flat out refuse to EVER acknowledge that
they have to pee, that they're tired, or that they need a damn…
Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 20, 2010 at 1:18pm — No Comments
Now that my daughter is getting older, she's starting to assert her own opinion more and more about how she wants to look. While I was previously able to style her hair any which way that I chose, she now
has her own ideas about how to rock her locks. Enter the
bandana/headband/do-rag thingy her friend gave her at camp. Now would I
pick out this…
Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 15, 2010 at 10:01am — No Comments
One of the absolute greatest parts of parenting is being able to walk hand in hand with one or both of my kids. To me, the only thing that comes even close to that amazing of a feeling is when I get an
unexpected hug from one of them out of the complete blue. I guess you
could say it helps to make up for all those other times when I want to
Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 13, 2010 at 9:16am — No Comments
On a hot, steamy day, what better way is there to cool off than by splashing around in a big hole of water? Naturally, most people would assume then that the community pool would be cram-packed with crazy
screaming kids on a sultry summer afternoon — most people, that is,
except the grumpy old bee-atch who barreled her way into our town pool
What is it with boys and boobs? I mean, really, the attraction is undeniable. They just can't seem to keep their hands off them. And even if they're not physically groping them, they're either thinking
about them, talking about them, or staring at them. I should know,
since I live with not only one hooter happy male but TWO!
I, of course, blame it all on my husband for passing on his love of lady lumps gene to my son. You know what they say about the…Continue
** It's July. Really? And here I thought it was still May....
** I should never ever try to pick out a friend's birthday card when my kids are with me.
** I have mastered the art of pretending to answer questions.
** If you build it, they will come ("they" meaning kiddos & "come" meaning destroy the shit out of it).
** Mornings and I go together as well as BP and humility.
Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 2, 2010 at 9:11am — No Comments