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Nuckingfutsmama's Blog – October 2010 Archive (8)

The Bag Full of Poo

Sometimes kids can seriously do the sweetest little things. They can draw you a picture, write you a note, or pick you a flower (even if it IS only a dandelion). It's the little things like these that make you feel like the blood, sweat and tears of parenting are actually appreciated if only just for a moment. MY kid though? Yeah, MY kid brought…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on October 28, 2010 at 12:30pm — No Comments

The Calm Before The Storm?

Ya know what I've got right here for that crazy bitch Mother Nature? A big fat middle finger pointed smack dab at her face. Why, you ask? Cause I am absolutely convinced that she is conspiring with the universe to take me down for the count. The proof lies in the fact that every frickin' time there's some wacky-ass storm headed toward my house, my husband is out of…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on October 26, 2010 at 1:00pm — No Comments

Smile, Dammit!

Have you ever really thought about the power of a smile? It's one of those phenomenal things in life that can be oddly contagious. And unlike swine flu or genital warts, a smile is something that's actually good to pass along to others. Think about it, when someone smiles at you, what do you typically do? Unless you're Ebeneezer Scrooge, my guess is that…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on October 21, 2010 at 11:30am — No Comments

Monkey See, Monkey Do

With all the bullying that's been in the news lately, I can't help but think about the apple not falling far from the tree. Just think about it -- if kids see their parents acting like complete morons by belittling people around them, is it really any wonder when those same kids start tormenting their own peers? Monkey see, monkey freaking do. All of us so-called…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on October 19, 2010 at 1:00pm — No Comments

Flat Stanley and the Hooters Girls

Many of you have probably heard of or even read the Flat Stanley book series for children. It's about a boy who's flattened one night by a bulletin board hanging over his bed. He learns that he can suddenly fit into an envelope and even mail himself all over the world. The funny little storyline has proven to be a great way…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on October 14, 2010 at 8:00am — No Comments

They Don't Call It A Crush For Nothin'

Most of us know all too well what it means to have a "crush" on someone. And unfortunately, we also know that it's not called a "crush" for nothin' since someone's heart is generally the thing that's actually crushed. This infatuation with another person can occur at all different ages and apparently can even happen as young as second grade. Yeah, second…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on October 12, 2010 at 8:30am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Sleep is allergic to me.

** Tattle-tells can suck it.

** A dying squirrel is NOT a pretty sight.

** It's all fun and games till you pull a thong outta your purse at the gym.

** Old men in capri pants creep me out.

** Every day should smell like pumpkin pie.… Continue

Added by nuckingfutsmama on October 8, 2010 at 8:30am — No Comments

Why Cleaning Is Bullshit

Recently, my husband and I decided to take a break from our regular cleaning ladies and do it ourselves in order to save some money. (Well, ok, let's be honest -- MY HUSBAND decided, not me. I'm not that nucking futs!) Anyway, with my daughter's upcoming first round of orthodontial work, it was one simple way we could cut our monthly costs a bit. And…

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