I know I've been MIA lately, but my father had a bad stroke and was hospitalized.  It's been pretty horrific to say the least, but I have been keeping a mental list of wacky things I've learned.  Included is the realization that I need a Fat Tuesday rain check.  Click over to…

Here we go with my traditional Friday list of goofy observations I've made.  Included this time is the realization that the older I get, the more I appreciate elastic waistbands.  Click over to my blog for the whole list:  "…

I give you yet another Friday list of the goofy things I've discovered this week.  Included this time is the realization that my ass is eternally grateful for the genius who invented seat heaters.  Click over to my blog for the full list:…

My daughter got a new toy for Christmas that gives me a serious case of the CREEPS.  And I am convinced that it's plotting to kill me in my sleep.  Click over to my blog to see why the Furby is the star of my nightmares:  "…

After yet another long week, I've once again put together a list of interesting discoveries I've made along the way.  This one includes the realization that I really should've left an apology note at the car wash the other morning.  Click over to my blog for the whole list:…

After taking care of a sick kid all week, cabin fever has taken over me, but I still managed to put together my weekly list of kooky things I've learned.  Included this time is that whoever said 40 was the new 30 was either full of shit or drunk.  Click over to my blog for the…

Here is my first list in 2013 of crazy things I've learned.  Included this time is the realization that an overnight getaway would be cheaper than taking three kids to the movies.  Click over to my blog for the full list:  …

Hey all and happy new year!!!  Hopefully everyone survived the holiday madness relatively unscathed.  I'm certainly happy I lived to tell about it.  And now, 2013 is starting off with some exciting news!  You may remember me telling you a while back about the web…

Here's another list of crazy things I've come to realize over the past several days.  And included this time is the discovery that Santa needs to be A LOT more organized next year.  Click over to my blog to read the whole list:  …

Here is another list I've put together noting crazy things I've discovered lately.  Included this week is the realization that I may or may not have accidentally mailed multiple holiday cards to the same people.  Oops.  Click over to my…

The tragic events that took place at Sandy Hook Elementary School have left us heartbroken and speechless.  However, as parents, we should DEMAND a better world for our kids.  Click over to my blog to see how my family has been coping:  "…

As you well know, it's been a week that ended with unspeakable tragedy, and my heart has been very heavy for all the innocent little victims and families affected by the shootings in Connecticut.  But I hope that my list of things I've learned lately can bring a much needed…

 It's all too easy to get caught up in the hustle and bustle of the holiday season, but I am bound and determined to not let THIS December turn me into a giant asshole!  Click over to my blog to see just what I'm talking about:  …

Here I present you with another list of fascinating things I've learned throughout the past week.  Included this time is the realization that December would be an excellent month to win the lottery.  Or to rob a bank.  Click over to my blog for…

If I could take myself into a dark alley and kick my OWN ass, I totally would.  Cause for the first time in my parenting career, I dropped the ball on being the Tooth Fairy.  Click over to my blog to see how I rectified the situation:…

Because kids have a hard time seeing the world outside their own little bubbles, I've tried to teach mine about the importance of giving to those in need.  Click over to my blog to read about a very special holiday tradition our family looks forward to each year:…

Here we go again with another crazy list of things I've discovered lately.  This week's list includes the realization that choosing a family photo where one of us doesn't look pissed, drunk, or ready to kill someone is quite the challenge!  Click over to my blog for…

Here is yet another list of whacky things I've learned lately.  Included this time is the realization that the world would be a happier place if everyone ate Thanksgiving dinner in their pajamas.  Click over to my blog for the full list:…

Here is another list of weird discoveries I've made throughout the past few days.  Included this time is the realization that I could totally use a stunt double.  Click over to my blog for the full list:  "…

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Even though I often want to sell my dog for free on eBay, he does have a special talent that I…