When you're a parent, you have to be really careful not to blink or your kids will grow up before you know it.  That's why I've been trying really hard to make the most of the little moments with my kiddos lately.  Hop over to my blog to read about a special little moment we shared together earlier this week: …

Here is another one of my wacky lists of things I've learned lately.  This week includes the realization that my town has already put up its Christmas decorations.  So we can now eat our Halloween candy under the mistletoe.  Awesome.  Click over to my blog for the full list: …

Check out the story that explains why Goatdog's legs may now be permanently stained with red wine.  Click over to my blog to read all about it:  "Just Keep Blotting,…

Here's another whack-a-doozle list of things I've discovered throughout the past week.  Included this time is the realization that you can't help but feel sorry for the poor dude who lets a fart slip out in the middle of your yoga class (especially when you're lucky enough not to be in the…

We all know that kids have absolutely no filter when it comes to the things that come out of their mouths.  So I'm giving you the chance to make me laugh with your own stories in my "Kids Say the Darnedest Things" Giveaway Contest.  A $25 iTunes gift card AND a Nucking Futs Mama t-shirt…

Here we go with yet another list of weird discoveries I've made throughout the past few days.  Included this time is the realization that the backseat of my car looks like the aftermath of a raccoon party.  Click over to my blog to read more:…

I guess sometimes the baby bird just needs a little nudge from the mama bird (or if all else fails, an exorcism....)  Click over to my blog to see what led me to this conclusion:  "…

Somehow, during all the madness of motherhood this week, I was able to once again compile a list of some of the things I've learned along the way.  Included this week is the realization that Chuck E. Cheese smells just like a urinal.  Click over to my blog to read the rest of the list: …

Here is yet another list of crazy things I've discovered over the past week on the battle grounds of parenthood.  Included is the realization that a coughing fit and a mother's bladder do NOT make a good combo.  Click over to my blog for the full list:  "…

I don't know how it is at your house, but in mine my husband is an even bigger baby than my kids when he's sick.  Click over to my blog to see what I'm talking about:  "Sick Husband =…

I present to you once again a list of the weird, wild and wacky things I've learned throughout the past few days.  Included this week is the realization that my brain seems to have gone on vacation without me.  Click over to my blog to read the whole list:  "…

After waiting nearly three decades, I finally got to see the purple prince in concert, but sadly, his performance left a very bad taste in my mouth.  Hop on over to my blog to see why I want to break up with him after all these years:  "…

Once again, I present to you a list of the observations I've made throughout the past week.  Included is the realization that whoever decided that football pants should be white should also be in charge of washing those friggin' things!!!!  Click over to my blog to read the whole…

I've once again made a list of some of the kooky things I've learned throughout the past several days.  Included this week is the realization that adult-sized bodies do NOT fit in elementary school-sized desks.  Click over to my blog to read the full list:  "…

We've recently discovered our dog's a ginormous wimp when it comes to thunderstorms.  So now, I'm on the hunt for doggie Xanax.  Click over to my blog to see what led up to this:…

So I have some exciting news to share with y'all!  No, I'm not running off to join the circus (yet anyway).  But, I am, however, going to be doing something equally exciting!  Click over to my blog to see what it is:

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Once again I've kept track of some of the kooky observations I've made throughout the past several days.  Included this week is the realization that although they make me feel older than dirt, I still love to watch the MTV VMA's every year.  Click over to my blog to see the rest of…

Sometimes, it's really really hard to be the parent, especially when your kids do something so crazy, stupid that you want to giggle but know you shouldn't.  Take, for instance, the time when my son decided to reenact the lewd scene from "Brave" right in the middle of a baby shower we were…

Once again, I've compiled a list of some of the odd discoveries I've made recently.  Included is the realization that trying to reason with a tired child is about as productive as arguing with a drunk.  Click over to my blog to read the full list:…

Another week has passed me by, but I did manage to make another list of some of the crazy knowledge that I've gained along the way.  Included is the realization that parenting without humor is like driving a car without a steering wheel.  Click over to my blog to read the whole list:…