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Things I've Learned This Week

It's been a long week of ridiculousness, but I did manage to learn a few things. One of those things includes the realization that my kids purposely slow down to a turtle-like pace whenever I tell them to hurry up. Click over to my blog to read the entire list of discoveries:…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on August 17, 2012 at 10:56am — No Comments

How Patches Lost His Ass

I swear we never have a dull moment here in my household. The latest ordeal involved Goatdog attacking Patches, the guinea pig, and leaving the poor piggy with just half a tushy. Click over to my blog to read the whole story: "…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on August 15, 2012 at 10:13am — No Comments

Things I Learned on our Family Vacation

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While on vacation with my family last week, I…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on August 13, 2012 at 10:00am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

So I've put together yet another list of weird, wild, and wacky things I've discovered throughout the past several days. Included is the realization that my brain has a serious case of the farts lately. Click over to my blog to see the whole list: "…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on August 3, 2012 at 10:49am — No Comments

The Honk Off

Here is just one of the many examples of how my husband gets his jollies from embarrassing the crap out of me when we're in the car. Click over to my blog to see what he did THIS time:

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on August 1, 2012 at 2:50pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

In keeping with my Friday tradition, I've put together yet another list of things I've figured out over the past several days. Included is the realization that I'm the only one around here that seems to know that the floor is not a trash can. Click over to my blog to read the…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 27, 2012 at 10:22am — No Comments

Look Out -- Dad's in Charge!!!

Wouldn't you know that the one day I leave my husband in charge of getting the kids off to camp, both kids forget their lunches and the dog leaves me a ginormous mess all over the downstairs. Click over to my blog to read the story: "…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 24, 2012 at 10:06am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

Here we go with another list of the wacky things I've discovered throughout the past few days. Included is the realization that I'd rather have a conversation with a wall than with a "one upper". Click over to my blog to read the full list: "…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 20, 2012 at 3:20pm — No Comments

Thank God for Summer Camp

I must say that I am forever grateful for the genius who came up with the idea of summer camp. Cause my kids would no doubt kill each other if they weren't separated each and every day. Click over to my blog to see what I mean: "…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 19, 2012 at 11:23am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

Once again, I've made a list of some of the crazy things I've come to realize over the past several days. Included is the discovery that a jackhammer at a Metallica concert would be quieter than some of the carpools I've driven. Click over to my blog to read more: …

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 13, 2012 at 7:30pm — No Comments

The Bedtime Story Mooning

The whole coziness of the nightly bedtime story is kinda lost when your son decides to moon you right in the middle of it. Click over to my blog to see what happened: "The Bedtime Story…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 12, 2012 at 2:46pm — No Comments

The Power of a Sock

Who knew that one measly sock could have so much power??!! Click over to my blog to see why a tiny little Hanes made my heart all aflutter: "…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 10, 2012 at 10:42am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

Here's another one of my lists of things I've discovered throughout the past week. Included is the realization that it's all fun and games till you find the dog eating a blond wig in the family room. Click over to my blog to read the full list: …

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 7, 2012 at 3:41pm — No Comments

Independence Day PSA

As you get ready to blow up your neighborhood tomorrow, take a second to read my little 4th of July advice over on my blog: "Independence Day…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on July 3, 2012 at 10:19am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

Once again, here's a list I compiled of some of the things I've learned throughout the past week. Included is the discovery that giving my kids a ten dollar bill for the concession stand is like giving a teenager a case of beer. Click over to my blog to read the full list:…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on June 29, 2012 at 12:55pm — No Comments

Girls' Night Out Gone Wrong

This past weekend some girlfriends and I went to THEmost shiteous musical we'd ever seen in our lives. It was so bad, in fact, that I felt it my God-given duty to blog about it and warn all womankind to stay far, far away from it. Here's my review of the crappiest show on…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on June 28, 2012 at 12:17am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

I've compiled another one of my lists of things I've discovered lately. And this week's list includes the sad realization that sitting next to the fittest person at the pool is like driving a clunker next to a Ferrari. Click over to my blog to read…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on June 22, 2012 at 2:21pm — No Comments

An Unexpected Sappy Post (You’ve Been Warned….)

So I posted an uncharacteristically sappy blog entry today about the first day of Sports Camp for my son. It brought about that old familiar "pit" at the bottom of my parental stomach -- ugh. Click over to my blog to see what I mean:…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on June 19, 2012 at 8:29pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

Here's another compiled list of things I've discovered over the past several days. Included is how amazing it is that a closed bathroom door means nothing to my kids until they're the ones behind it. Click over to my blog to read the whole list:…

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on June 15, 2012 at 11:24am — No Comments

Hey You, Whoever You Are....

You know you're a mom when you call the dog the kids' names and the kids the dog's name. Yep, that's what parenting does to the old memory. Click over to my blog to see what I mean:

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Added by nuckingfutsmama on June 13, 2012 at 10:51am — No Comments