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Tuesday Linky - Quotable Bits

I've started my own linky - Quotable Bits! Pick a quote and link up every Tuesday! Visit my blog for more info. Hope to see you there!

Added by Bits of Bee on January 20, 2012 at 11:53am — No Comments

As I was getting my kids settled into daycare this morning, I paused and took a moment to observe the parents around me. Like me, they were rushing around, heels clicking, dress pants swooshing as they tried to hurry their children into slippers, hang jackets in cubbies, and unload lunch bags into mini fridges. They gave crooked smiles as they promised their children they'd see them soon, that they'd have a fun day and would "see mommy soon". I watched a mommy…

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Added by Bits of Bee on November 11, 2011 at 12:00am — No Comments

Bee, Interrupted

I pull the covers up to my chin and roll on to my side. I peak one eye open and glance at the alarm clock. 8am, yesss. I sigh a breath of satisfaction and roll back on to my other side. I've slept in for the first time in years. My eyes flutter closed and my dream starts up where it left off. Suddenly, startlingly, I hear these words in a high pitched voice ringing in my ears like a fire alarm - "Mommy, poo poo. Poo poo mommy. MOM-MY." My eyes flash open and there he is, my toddler, with one…

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Added by Bits of Bee on October 23, 2011 at 6:56pm — No Comments

Kinder-pardon?

Tonight I was given a sneak peek at the monumental milestone that lies ahead. The one that has been consuming my mind, keeping me up at night, making me hug my daughter a little longer, and kiss her a little more frequently. Tonight I went to my district's kindergarten information session.

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Added by Bits of Bee on October 20, 2011 at 3:12pm — No Comments

WTF Is A Wiggle?

Kids shows are a complete mystery to me. Talking animals, adventures that lead to some epic moral lesson, silly songs and dreadful costumes. For more on why I find the characters awkward and semi-terrifying, check out my blog: Bits of Bee

Added by Bits of Bee on October 13, 2011 at 12:25am — No Comments

How I Came To Bee

When I first saw the topic for this week's Moday Listicles, I was going to opt out. It gave me flashbacks of my childhood which was laden with projects surrounding the theme of "family trees". Teachers prompted us to explore our lineages - to draw trees with photos and dotted lines connecting our family members, showing how we were made, where we came from, and sometimes even showing who we…

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Added by Bits of Bee on October 11, 2011 at 6:37pm — No Comments

Two Close For Comfort

My boy is just over 19 months - or as I like to say - too close to two. As he approaches this toddler milestone, I have been very wary of the challenges this stage represents. I've been there before - the sporadic temper tantrums, the sudden nocturnal tendencies, and the wild look in the eyes (like a beast ready to attack its fragile prey). I know what I'm in for, and it's giving me nightmares.…

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Added by Bits of Bee on October 2, 2011 at 1:41am — No Comments

Why I Would Make A Kick Ass Cop

Dear Sir/Madam,

Although you may find that my resume is laden with professional experience in the fields of marketing and sports sponsorship, I am optimistic that you will consider me for this important role once you review my expansive skill set. I have spent over 4 years working as an undercover (although somewhat unofficial) "bad cop" and therefore feel as though I would be a great fit for your squad.

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Added by Bits of Bee on September 23, 2011 at 1:00pm — No Comments

Meanie Mamas

Alot of my strength comes from my supportive circle of friends. Nothing has helped me through this journey through mommyhood like my fellow mamas. We've vented about our challenges, we've laughed about our

ignorances, and we've gloated about our children's milestones. We've shared advice, and welcomed each other's unique stories and parenting decisions with open arms. I don't regret any of the decisions I've made as a mommy, and have kept an open mind…

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Added by Bits of Bee on September 20, 2011 at 2:07am — No Comments

Big Macs & Babies

Last week was a crazy busy week at work, so when a work buddy suggested a quick run to McDonalds to grab a bite, I happily obliged. I only allow myself to "hit it" about once every 6 months, and for good reason (which I will not get into detail about here for fear of losing readers).

About half an hour after we had gobbled up the junky meal, my work buddy began to groan and moan. His sounds and movements gave me flashbacks of my hours of labour with my first baby. It…

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Added by Bits of Bee on September 17, 2011 at 8:03pm — 1 Comment

Mama Don't Know Shizz

Growing up, I always knew I wanted to be a mom. I had done lots of babysitting, I had been a nanny, and I had helped my mom run an infant toddler daycare centre. I was convinced that I knew it all - I would say I was almost cocky about it.

I would see frazzled moms trying to discipline their misbehaving toddlers and I would roll my eyes, convinced I could resolve the problem in minutes if I were in their shoes. I was the huffy jerk on the plane who would shoot accusing glares at…

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Added by Bits of Bee on September 15, 2011 at 11:30pm — No Comments

Practice Makes Patience

I have something in common with Margaret Thatcher, Guns N' Roses and Lois from The Family Guy - we could all use a little patience. Check out my latest blog post for the full story: http://bitsofbee.blogspot.com/2011/09/practice-makes-patience.html

Added by Bits of Bee on September 9, 2011 at 11:17pm — No Comments

Before 5

When I was 5 years old, I was adopted. It's something I've known about all my life, as my parents were always open and honest with me, and something that has never bothered me as it has always been a part of who I am. Unfortunately, I don't have any memories from before I was 5...

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Added by Bits of Bee on September 8, 2011 at 1:28am — No Comments

Parenting in Playland

There's no place like Playland...to make you realize that you're not a kid anymore. http://bitsofbee.blogspot.com/2011/09/parenting-in-playland.html#comments

Added by Bits of Bee on September 3, 2011 at 11:25pm — No Comments

Laughing At Gunpoint

I swish the hangers along the rod one by one, pretending to be searching for a new garment while intermittently glancing up towards the cute boy across the aisle. I flash a nervous grin at him and whip my head back towards Grace who is finishing a story I'm not listening to. Lost in whispers and giggles, Grace and I do not notice the stranger who approaches us. He hovers closely, waiting quietly, unnoticed.…

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Added by Bits of Bee on September 1, 2011 at 11:31am — 1 Comment

Random Things I've Learned This Week

I've just enjoyed a funtastic mommies gone wild weekend with my closest girlfriends which has motivated me to share with you some random things I've learned this week. Check it out on my latest blog post here: http://bitsofbee.blogspot.com/2011/08/random-things-ive-learned-this-week.html

Added by Bits of Bee on August 28, 2011 at 11:18pm — No Comments

Mama's Bits

An excerpt from my latest post:

"Gravity is working double time on my bod - all my body parts seem to be fighting to see which one can touch the ground first. I raised my arm at my reflection and gave it a little shake. Bad idea. It was like a loose chicken neck had made sweet love to my underarm."…

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Added by Bits of Bee on August 21, 2011 at 7:49pm — No Comments