This week Charlie Sheen called into the Dan Patrick Show on DirecTV and provided Lindsay Lohan with some sound advice for her problems as she fights accusations she stole a necklace from a Hollywood jeweler. "I have some things I think she should consider, cause I don't tell anybody what to do. Work on your impulse control ... just try and think things through a little bit before you do them." This is coming from a man currently undergoing substance-abuse rehab at his home, has varies legal problems, and allegedly tried to rent a home in his neighborhood that would house porn stars. Should Charlie Sheen really be giving advice on impulse control?
Would you attend a Kirstie Alley weight loss camp? Would you send your kids to the "Britney Spears Teen Empowerment Camp"? Would you consider attending classes at the "Sandra Bullock/Jesse James Marriage Counseling Center"?
I think Lindsay and Charlie should start a rehab center. Sessions could include a motivational therapy group run by Paris Hilton focusing on battling narcissism. Courtney Love could run the intervention program.