My So-Called Life as a Proverbs 31 Wife


Killing two birds with one stone this afternoon. I wanted to share my review on the most recent book I've been reading. It also happens to be Day 18 on The Blog Dareand the prompt was "The Best Book I've Read Recently". A ha! Done and done.

Yes, I know I'm not a wife. But it is always good to brush up on your reading and learning. What better thing to learn than becoming a Proverbs 31 wife? You know...in the future.

Sara writes about how intimidating it is to live up to the "standards" of a Proverbs 31 wife. She tells it in a funny way of course because let's be honest, I probably wouldn't have picked it up if I didn't see "so humorous!" on the back.

Before I go on about how hilarious and informative this book was I want to share with you what Proverbs 31 says just in case you don't know.


10 [b]A wife of noble character who can find?
    She is worth far more than rubies.
11 Her husband has full confidence in her
    and lacks nothing of value.
12 She brings him good, not harm,
    all the days of her life.
13 She selects wool and flax
    and works with eager hands.
14 She is like the merchant ships,
    bringing her food from afar.
15 She gets up while it is still night;
    she provides food for her family
    and portions for her female servants.
16 She considers a field and buys it;
    out of her earnings she plants a vineyard.
17 She sets about her work vigorously;
    her arms are strong for her tasks.
18 She sees that her trading is profitable,
    and her lamp does not go out at night.
19 In her hand she holds the distaff
    and grasps the spindle with her fingers.
20 She opens her arms to the poor
    and extends her hands to the needy.
21 When it snows, she has no fear for her household;
    for all of them are clothed in scarlet.
22 She makes coverings for her bed;
    she is clothed in fine linen and purple.
23 Her husband is respected at the city gate,
    where he takes his seat among the elders of the land.
24 She makes linen garments and sells them,
    and supplies the merchants with sashes.
25 She is clothed with strength and dignity;
    she can laugh at the days to come.
26 She speaks with wisdom,
    and faithful instruction is on her tongue.
27 She watches over the affairs of her household
    and does not eat the bread of idleness.
28 Her children arise and call her blessed;
    her husband also, and he praises her:
29 “Many women do noble things,
    but you surpass them all.”
30 Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
    but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
31 Honor her for all that her hands have done,
    and let her works bring her praise at the city gate.

Now that you've read that. See how intimidating it is? I mean..."She gets up while it's still night"? This mama loves her sleep. So no. I'm sorry. I won't be sitting up while it's night. Except for maybe shopping on Poshmark. 

What about "16 She considers a field and buys it; out of her earnings she plants a vineyard."? That's going to need to be one big field especially for a vineyard. I mean let's be real. That vineyard is for the wine. Because she's got a lot to live up to.

Last example  "27 She watches over the affairs of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness." Ahem. Like a hawk. Mama knows everything. I may not eat bread of idleness (unless Real Housewives is on then I'm completely idle) but I dang sure eat copious amounts of bread.


I guess becoming a Proverbs 31 wife is completely realistic and something we should work towards. Just in a more modern way. I'm pretty my kids wouldn't like me to make their clothes from scarlet and send them on their way.  I guess it could be worse. They could be wearing polyester.


My point for this post was to tell you that Sara Horn had it all right! This book was so funny and so true. She makes you see this verse in a completely different light than what you read in the bible. 


Sara also makes you feel like you are completely normal. You know? When you just want to throw things at your husband but instead smile and nod? Or when you want to lock yourself in the bathroom and pretend you're taking a 3 hour shower?  Oh those were the days.


Have you read this book? What did you think? How do you feel about the Proverbs 31 goal?

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