From November 16, 2010 - Thought I would post and give you all a laugh.
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Popeater.com says John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston are making preparations for their new arrival, which will include a controversial "silent" Scientology birth. "The couple will follow the church's guidelines during delivery," a family insider tells me. "No music, no talking and no screaming will be allowed during the pains of labor. Also their new son cannot be prodded for medical tests or spoken to for the first seven days of his life. You don't want to do anything that will haunt them for the rest of their lives."
Why stop at seven days? May as well refrain from talking to them the rest of their adolescence if you really want to do avoid anything that will haunt them the rest of their lives. Name one person who doesn't have some issues from childhood. I am still trying to wrap my head around grades four through six.
Remember a science fiction writer created the Church. Obviously a man came up with this absurd logic. How exactly does the doctor give the mother instruction without talking? Do they use airport lights? Do they use sign language? Maybe poster boards? Would you be able to stay completely silent while pushing a bowling ball out of your lady parts? That is like asking a man to keep silent while someone shoots a bullet in their leg. It is absurd. It is insane.
When I had Mia I had CNN playing in the background. Does this mean she will need an extensive amount of therapy/"auditing" to undo memories of the Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer? How in the world am I going to undo the weeks she nursed as I watched The Bachelor?