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** When you're a mama, your birthday is very often just another day.
** You know it's gonna be one of "those" days when you start it off by catching your dog divin' for toilet turds.
** Very few things can compare to a REALLY good scalp massage.
** "Mob Wives" is my latest trash t.v. obsession.
** It's a double-edged painful sword when a woman sleeps through the night without having to pee.
** The sounds of family dinnertime are anything but pleasant.
** Those Hallmark cards with sounds are so cute until your kids get a hold of them.
** I owe some serious high fives to "Story Patch" on the iPad for entertaining my daughter for hours on end.
** Muddy paws make me stabby.
** It's a WHOLE lot easier to drive a car if you remember to take the keys with you.
** My son likes to perform a nightly dance routine. With his penis.
** Way too many stupid people have driver's licenses.
** Kids only wanna sleep in when their parents can't.
** I may need to start a meth lab to pay for my daughter's rapid-growing American Girl wish list.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>