I’ve decided I need a quick break, From all the marketing hype, from the 100 traffic strategies, and from writing my own Ebook GET FAMOUS . I’m thrilled to announce is almost complete.

I understand it’s hard to read a person’s sense of humor just by looking at letters on a page, but Ilove to laugh hard.

This is just the way my strange crazy mind works sometimes and if you don’t think it’s funny that’s OK because I amused the shizzle out of myself while writing this and after all isn’t that the point?  If you can’t laugh at yourself then laugh at your friends?

Oh wait a minute, I don’t think that last word belongs there. Oh well carry on.

• Visit another niche blog and in the comment section say ” My blog is bigger than your blog” Make sure to follow with this emoticon

• Offer to go to a blogging conference with your biggest competitor and tell them “No you don’t look fat in that outfit at all, horizontal stripes look great on everyone.

• Write a post about how to write a guest post then say your blog has a “No guest post policy”

• Write a list article with 1056 tips. Need I say more?

• Host a giveaway for an iPad and give the winner this

• Write an article about a top mom blogger who hates the word “Mommy” & title it “Top Mommy Blogger”

• Pitch a major blogger your idea about a guest post and start by saying ” I was noticing that your blog is a little weak in the following areas,…”

• Write a post saying you’ve discovered the “SECRET” to overnight crazy blog traffic, then when they ask, “What is it?” Remind them you said it was SECRET.

• Visit another blog and tell them their  blog is cool but then start making “suggestions ” on how to improve it.

• In the comment section of another blog say” I thought blogging was hard but if you can do it I’m starting mine today”

There you have it 10 blogging tips that will definitely Get You Beat Up. I hope you laughed so hard like Julia Roberts said in Pretty Woman”…………”  You should already know what she said that movie is 100 years old come on now.
I hope you enjoyed this post laughter will make your heart strong.

Now that I’ve shown you my smarty pants why don’t you do us all a favor and show us yours? I know my readers are smart so share some of your best comments below.

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