We all love our kids, but at times they do things that drive us crazy! Here are a few things that all toddlers must do (or so it seems), it’s part of their rules! And of course, these are all in fun, but some certainly ring true!
- Once your parents sit down to relax, cry and demand they get you something
- When your parents decide to stay up late, wake up early or better yet get up in the middle of the night and cry
- When someone is on the phone, make as much noise as possible
- If your parents are in a rush, be as slow as you can be
- When your parents try getting you ready, run away and make them change you
- Once mom cleans up the toys, throw them all over the room
- When someone is talking to you, ignore them
- When you get in trouble, use your puppy dog face. The trouble won’t last long
- When you get a present, enjoy the wrapping or box, more than the gift itself
- If you don’t like your supper, throw it all over the floor
- If your parents have their arms full, flail on the ground and refuse to get up or walk
- Climb on everything and anything
- When your parents tell someone that you learned something new, don’t do it for them
- If you love a certain food one day, refuse to eat it the next
- Anytime you can, take your diaper off
- If a hat is placed on your head, throw it off
- Beg for a toy at the store and when you get home stop playing with it within 5 minutes and never touch it again
- If you leave the house and mom forgets to bring extra diapers, be sure to soil yours
- Don’t ever look at the camera when someone tries to take your picture
- If your parents ever, touch, hug or give each other a kiss, cry or try to get between them
- When someone is in the bathroom, knock on the door, cry and try to get their attention
- Anytime your parent leaves the room, follow them.
- When mom gets dressed up to leave the house, be sure to vomit, spit up or wipe something on her clothes.
- When you see glasses, earrings, necklaces or long hair, pull on it.
- When your parents are tired, refuse to go for a nap.
- Act perfect around strangers and extended family
- If your parents have to be at work for something important, be sure to get sick or refuse to sleep the night before
- When your parents want to play with you ignore them.
- If you don’t get your way, have a meltdown.
- Be too cute for anyone to ever believe you could do anything wrong.
Hahah 🙂 That was so much fun to read 🙂